May 30
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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May 30
“All those computers of mine are long gone. I don’t even have any of the lyric books. I went digging through my stuff trying to find something, but it’s not here.” translation: “i have the lyrics i’m just not going to show you them lol beep beep faggots”
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May 30
All of my friends have sunburn, it’s fucking hilarious. I was laughing my ass off in French. XD
May 30
- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.
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May 30
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
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May 30
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
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May 30
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